worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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