I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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