No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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