It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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