I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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