If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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