I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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