I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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