Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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