So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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