How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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