This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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