I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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