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(417): View more from Missouri

I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride

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(347): View more from New York

Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do

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(708): View more from Illinois

Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

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(808): View more from Hawaii

you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe

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(619): View more from California

Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex

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(513): View more from Ohio

The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.

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(207): View more from Maine

Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary

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