Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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