You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize