people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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