and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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