shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
