I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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