It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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