i think my tv is drunk
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Randomize
