new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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