That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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