a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
is that a dick in a sweater?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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