oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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