They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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