I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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