They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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