Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You pole danced in your parka.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Randomize
