Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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