I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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