If i come over, it means nothing
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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