After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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