My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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