Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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