party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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