margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Randomize
