Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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