is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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