I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Randomize
