Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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