is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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