it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
