belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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