I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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