Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
