do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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