I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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