That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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