Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There r osticjed everywhere
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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