Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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