I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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